 WOMEN'S ENGLISH / MEN'S ENGLISH
WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need . . . = I want. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = I need to complain 7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to 8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10.... (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 1/06, 4:05pm)
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A timely new Italian opera, sure to be a big hit!
L’Obama, ossia L’Avvento del Messia Opera in Tre Atti Personaggi: Barracco Obama, Il Messia, Redentore del Mondo………….…Tenore Miracoloso Santa Micaela della Revoluzione, sua sposa…………………….Soprano Amaro Giovanni Maccheno, Senatore, Avversario dello Obama……….Basso Buffo Sara Palino, Governatrice del Alaska e Reginetta di Bell... (Read More) (Added by William Dwyer on 11/09, 10:04am)
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Safe sex
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on 9/10, 12:05pm)
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Top Dog?
The Library of Congress sponsored a nationally televised event focusing on Objectivism, and they invited the three top recognized spokesmen for Objectivism to speak. Miracle of miracles, all three accepted!
... (Read More) (Added by Roger Bissell
on 1/25, 11:11pm)
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New York City Traffic Jam
A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."
... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 5/10, 9:11am)
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Priceless
(Originally posted to Pax Baculum by McWriter) (Read More) (Added by Duncan Bayne
on 9/28, 10:08pm)
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Word
Word. (Read More) (Added by Angela Lucas
on 4/28, 9:23pm)
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Sometimes the End Justifies the Means
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticke... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/20, 11:48pm)
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Scam of the Mall Molls
The latest scam in the Phoenix area is happening at the Paradise Valley Mall.
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on 1/07, 3:50pm)
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The Reason For The Season
T-shirt design to get you into the holiday spirit. (Read More) (Added by Angela Lucas
on 12/02, 1:46am)
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